I had always wanted to publish a blog, but never felt I had a worthy enough subject. Simply blogging about my life as a housewife, mother and quirky individual just simply weren’t worthy enough in my mind, despite the fact that I think I’m hilarious. Even A Divorce From Hell didn’t qualify, despite its soap operatic tendencies.

So I decided to become a MILF prostitute in order to have a decent blog. Not really. I just need the money to survive single parenthood, two large dogs and a mortgage. Enjoy!